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40 Tips for Better Life from ISHA YOGA


40 Tips for Better Life from ISHA YOGA

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, Smile.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. Sleep for 7 hours.

4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Play more games.

6. Read more books than you did in 2007.

7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, & prayer. They provide us with daily
fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grows on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured.

11. Drink plenty of water. About 4 litres everyday...

12. Try to make atleast three people smile each day.

13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, jealousy or backbiting.

14. Forget the issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

15. Don't have negative thoughts or things which you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive things of the present moment.

16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

18. Smile and laugh more.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.

24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

25. Forgive everyone for everything.

26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.

27. Remember that GOD heals everything.

28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. Itz not gonna stay 4ever..

29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

32. Believe that the best is yet to come.

33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

34. Do the right thing!

35. Call your family often.

36. Your innermost is always happy. So be happy.

37. Each day give something good to others.

38. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.

40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, LIKE i just did 2 U.

Cheeeeeeeers

Leave Applications (Murder of English Language) - Very Funny


The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys,

Bangalore : An employee

applied for leave as

follows:


"Since I have to go to my

village to sell my land

along with my wife, please

sanction me one-week

leave."



· This is from Oracle

Bangalore:

From an

employee who was

performing the "mundan"

ceremony of his 10 year

old son:


"as I want to shave my

son's head, please leave

me for two days.."



· Another gem from

CDAC. Leave-letter from

an employee who was

performing his daughter's

wedding:


"as I am marrying my

daughter, please grant a

week's leave.."



· From H.A.L.

Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has

expired and I am only one

responsible for it, please

grant me 10 days leave."



· Another employee

applied for half day leave

as follows:


"Since I've to go to the

cremation ground at 10

o-clock and I may not

return, please grant me

half day casual leave"



· An incident of a

leave letter:


"I am suffering from

fever, please declare one-

day holiday."



· A leave letter to the

headmaster:


"As I am studying in this

school I am suffering from

headache. I request you

to leave me today"



· Another leave

letter written to the

headmaster:


"As my headache is

paining, please grant me

leave for the day."



· Covering note:


"I am enclosed

herewith..."



· Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference

to the above, please refer

to my below..."



· Actual letter

written for application of

leave:


"My wife is suffering from

sickness and as I am

her only husband at

home I may be granted

leave".



· Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope

you are also in the same

well."



· A candidate's job

application:


"This has reference to

your advertisement

calling for a ' Typist and

an Accountant - Male or

Female'... As I am both(!! )

for the past several years

and I can handle both

with

good experience, I am

applying for the post.

PLS ALL LEARN TO WRITE

LEAVE LETTER LIKE THIS...


ABC – Motivation

Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits.


Believe in yourself.


Consider things from every angle.


Don't give up and don't give in.


Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.


Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.


Give more than you planned to.


Hang on to your dreams.


Ignore those who try to discourage you.


Just do it.


Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get
easier.


Love yourself first and most.


Make it happen.


Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.


Open your eyes and see things as they really are.


Practice makes perfect.


Quitters never win and winners never quit.


Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.


Stop procrastinating.


Take control of your own destiny.


Understand yourself in order to better understand others.


Visualize it.


Want it more than anything.


X(A)ccelerate (your efforts).



You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.


Z ero in on your target and go for it!

Be A Lake !!

Be A Lake !!

The old Master instructed the
unhappy young man to put a handful of salt in a glass of water and then to drink
it.
"How does it taste?" the Master asked.

"Awful," spat the
apprentice.

The Master chuckled and then asked the young man to take
another handful of salt and put it in the lake.

The two walked in silence
to the nearby lake and when the apprentice
swirled his handful of salt into
the lake, the old man said, "Now drink from the lake."

As the water
dripped down the young man's chin, the Master asked, "How
does it
taste?"

"Good!" remarked the apprentice.

"Do you taste the salt?"
asked the Master.

"No," said the young man.

The Master sat beside
this troubled young man, took his hands, and said, "The pain of life is pure
salt; no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains the same, exactly the
same. But the amount we taste the 'pain' depends on the container we put it
into.
"So when you are in pain, the only thing you can do is to enlarge
your
sense of things ..... Stop being a glass. Become a lake!"

PRICELESS WORDS !!!!!!!

PRICELESS WORDS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy!!!!!!

Tounge Twisters [Really Cool]

English - Tounge Twisters

1. Upper Roller Lower Roller

2. A quick witted cricket critic.

3. Try to take two turns this time

4. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

5. How many cookies could a good cook, cook? if a goog cook could cook cookies

6. Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

7. Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks

8. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky
people pick

9. Betty brought some butter but the butter was bitter so she bought some
better utter to make the bitter butter better butter.

10.There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves
go through.

11. One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

12. Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

13. Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit
an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".

14. Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his
jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the
holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's
also jolly!

15. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

16. Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

17. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

18. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.


Hindi - Toungue Twsters

1. Kuch Unth Uncha, Kuch Unth Unche ki peeth Unchi

2. Kaccha papad pakka papad

3. Chandu ki chacha ne
chandu ki chachi ko
chandni chonk me
chandi ke chamach se
chatni chatai.

4. Madan, mohan, malveya madras mein machhli maarte maarte mare.

5. Pital ke patile mein papita pila pila.

6. Jo hase ga wo fase ga.
Jo fase ga wo hase ga.

7. tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya
tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya

8. Lala Gope Gopal Gopaggam Daas.

9. Unth uncha, Unth ki peeth unchi. Unchi poonchh unth ki.

10 Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandni-chowk
mein chaandi ki chammach se chatni chackaee.


Tamil - Tounge Twisters

1. Pachai Kulanthai Vazhai pazhathirkaga vizhundhu vivizhundhu azhuthathu.

2. Kokku netta kokku,
netta kokku itta mutta katta mutta.

3. Kizhatu kizhavan vyazhakizhamai vaazhai pazhathil vazhuki vizhunthan.

4. Vazhai pazham vazhukki kizhavi oruthi vazhiyil nazhuvi vizhundhal.

5. Odara nariyila oru nari kizha nari
kizhanari mudugula oru pidi nira mayir.

6. Paithiyackaara aaspathiriyilE paithiyangaLucku vaithiyam
Paarckira vaithiyarucku paithiyam pidiththaal endha
Paithiyackaara aaspathiriyil paithiyangaLucku vaithiyam
Paarckira vaithiyar vandhu andha paithiyatthucku vaithiyam paarppaar?

7. Kumbakonathil kurangugal kuchiyal kuthiyathal kurangugal kulathil
kubirena kuthithu kumalmittana.

8. Kadalorathil Alai uruluthu piraluthu thaththalikuthu talam poduthu

9. yaar thechaa sattai
thaatha thecha sattai

10. யார் தச்ச சட்டை எங்க தாததா தச்ச சட்டை

11. Blue lorry uruluthu piraluthu.

12. kaka kakaka nu kathranala kaka nu peru vandatha?
kaka nu peru vandanala kaka kakaka nu kathutha?

Telugu - Tounge Twisters

1. Naani ni noone na noonani nenannnana na noone na noone ni noone ni noone"

2. Naanee nee nunnani nanu ninna nune naani nani ninnu nenannana?

3. naalugu nalla lorrylu, aaru erra lorrylu.

4. gadi lona kandipappu gadi kinda pandikokku

5. rendu yerra laarilu nalgu nala laarilu

6. Laksha bakshyamulu bakshinchu lakshmiah ku okka bakshyamu lakshyama.

7. Yerra Lorry Tella Lorry.

8. Kekeeka kekiki kaaka kaakiki vuntundaa?

9. Aaru yarra laariloo, naalugu nalla laareelu

Malayalam - Toungue Twisters

1. Pathu pacha thatha pathu pacha chakka kothi thinnu

2. Aadadalodadalay Odalododalay

3. Cyclerally poloru lorryrally

4. Mashe Mashe Mashinte Makan Mashayal Mashu Mashinte Makan Mashe Eanu
Vilikku Mashe.

5. Aana alaralodalarl

6. Manasilakathathu manasilayennu paranjal, manasilayathukoodi manasilakathe
pookum. Manasilayoo ?

7. Chathele padikal pathu pacha thatha chathothirunnu.

8. Manassilavattatthu Manassilayi Ennu Parranal Manassilayatum Manassilavilla. Manassilayo?

9. Aasari chethiya Aaru poolu verum poole

10. Virakeduthu vira keduthu vira keduthan virakeduthu

Kannadam - Toungue Twisters

1. kaage pukka goobe pukka

2. tarikere kere Eri mele mooru kari kuri mari meytittu...

3. ಎಲ್ಲಾದರು ಇರು.. ಎಂತಾದರು ಇರು ಎಂದೆಂದಿಗು ನೀ ಕನ್ನಡವಾಗಿರು!

4. Jeevisi mattobbarannu jeevisalu bidi

5. kurudu kudarege hurida hurakadli

6. jambagi tookappa tumbida tuppada tambigi tandana

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French - virelangues

1. Santé n'est pas sans t, mais maladie est sans t.

2. Mon père est maire, mon frère est masseur.

3. Un dragon gradé dégrade un gradé dragon.

4. Cette taxe fixe excessive est fixée exprès à AIX par le fisc.

5. Pruneau cuit, pruneau cru, ...

6. Trois petites truites non cuites trois petites truites crues

7. Elle est partie avec tonton, ton Taine et ton thon.

8. Marcel porc tua. Sel n'y mit, vers s'y mit, porc gâta.

9. Le poivre fait fièvre à la pauvre pieuvre.

10. Je dis que tu l'as dit à Didi ce que j'ai dit jeudi.

11. Une bien grosse grasse mère avec de biens beaux gros gras bras blancs.

12. Ce ver vert sévère sait verser ses verres verts.

13. Les Autrichiens sont des autres chiens!

14. Qu'à bu l'âne au quai? Au quai, l'âne a bu l'eau.

15. Les vers verts levèrent le verre vert vers le ver vert.

German - Zungenbrecher

1. Hät kon kon Kamm oder a meggele sopfe?

2. Bei Leid lieh stets Heil die Lieb'.

3. Nickende Nichten und wippende Fichten.

4. Z'Schlaate e Zaane voll Saapfe d'Laatere durapp schlaapfe.

5. Bou dou dein Rollolodn rorolln loun.

6. S´Schbeckschbätzlesbschdeck z´schbäd bschdelld.

7. Der Braumeister zu Zipf zapft zehn Fässer Zipfer.

8. Ka klans Kind kon kan klan Kerschkern klan kliebm.

9. Und aus des toten Recken Hose wuchs eine rote Heckenrose!

10. Zwei Astronauten kauten und kauten während sie blaugrüne Mondsteine klaubten.

11. Wonn i kemma ko, kimm i, i wia owa koam kemma kinna.

12. Weisst du das, daß das ""das"" das meistgebrauchte Wort im Satz ist?

13. Der Papscht het z' Schpiez ds Schpäckbschteck z' schpät bschtellt.

14. Bierbrauer Bauer braut braunes Bier, braunes Bier braut Bierbrauer Bauer.

15. Der Dachdecker deckt dein Dach, drum dank dem Dachdecker, der dein Dach deckt.

Spanish - trabalenguas

1. Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal.

2. Ñoño Yáñez come ñame en las mañanas con el niño.

3. El vino vino, pero el vino no vino vino. El vino vino vinagre.

4. Poquito a poquito Paquito empaca poquitas copitas en pocos paquetes.

5. Del pelo al codo y del codo al pelo, del codo al pelo y del pelo al codo.

6. Pablito piso el piso, pisando el piso Pablito piso cuando Pablito piso el
piso, piezas de piso piso Pablito.

7. Debajo de la puente de Guadalajara había un conejo debajo de la agua.

8. Un tubo tiró un tubo y otro tubo lo detuvo. Hay tubos que tienen tubos pero
este tubo no tuvo tubo.

9. Yo vi en un huerto un cuervo cruento comerse el cuero del cuerpo del
puerco muerto.

10 De generación en generación las generaciones se degeneran con mayor degeneración.

11. Comí cacahuates, me encacahaticé,
ahora para desencacahatizarme,
cómo me desencacahatizaré.

12. Una cacatrepa trepa tiene tres cacatrepitos. Cuando la cacatrepa trepa
trepan los tres cacatrepitos.

13. Tres pollos bolos peludos.
Tres peludos pollos bolos.

14. Una amiga gordita amigajonadita.

15. Camarón, caramelo,
camarón, caramelo,
camarón, caramelo,


And More For you

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"


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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.


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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"


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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.


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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue


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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .....

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Hope that was a twisty ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he ! he !
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