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Leave Applications (Murder of English Language) - Very Funny


The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys,

Bangalore : An employee

applied for leave as

follows:


"Since I have to go to my

village to sell my land

along with my wife, please

sanction me one-week

leave."



· This is from Oracle

Bangalore:

From an

employee who was

performing the "mundan"

ceremony of his 10 year

old son:


"as I want to shave my

son's head, please leave

me for two days.."



· Another gem from

CDAC. Leave-letter from

an employee who was

performing his daughter's

wedding:


"as I am marrying my

daughter, please grant a

week's leave.."



· From H.A.L.

Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has

expired and I am only one

responsible for it, please

grant me 10 days leave."



· Another employee

applied for half day leave

as follows:


"Since I've to go to the

cremation ground at 10

o-clock and I may not

return, please grant me

half day casual leave"



· An incident of a

leave letter:


"I am suffering from

fever, please declare one-

day holiday."



· A leave letter to the

headmaster:


"As I am studying in this

school I am suffering from

headache. I request you

to leave me today"



· Another leave

letter written to the

headmaster:


"As my headache is

paining, please grant me

leave for the day."



· Covering note:


"I am enclosed

herewith..."



· Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference

to the above, please refer

to my below..."



· Actual letter

written for application of

leave:


"My wife is suffering from

sickness and as I am

her only husband at

home I may be granted

leave".



· Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope

you are also in the same

well."



· A candidate's job

application:


"This has reference to

your advertisement

calling for a ' Typist and

an Accountant - Male or

Female'... As I am both(!! )

for the past several years

and I can handle both

with

good experience, I am

applying for the post.

PLS ALL LEARN TO WRITE

LEAVE LETTER LIKE THIS...


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