Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
This was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
Separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name..........................(2 MARKS)
Q.2. which tire burst................ (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!
True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992
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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
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To let some one realize your importancetry to stay away so that THEY MISS YOU..But dont stay away for such a long timethat THEY LEARN TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU..
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Hi guys i am starting a new 4 letters word game. This is simple and intersting. Here the word FAKE. In the word you can change any letter and make a new word. For ex FAKE changed to FARE. Start replying guys.Reply must !!!
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Jokes
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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? KNOWING YOURSELF Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
? WHO YOU TRUST There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
? GRATEFUL Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
? WASTING YOUR TIME Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.
He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
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Getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love
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Don't close ur door wn u feel alon, don't close ur heart wen u wan 2 luv, an ddon't ever close ur hands wen u need me coz I vil b holding u til d end.
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love is blind bt love is not blind just our hearts r blind in love just4u marry
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There is no meaning of DAY without SUN, There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON, There is no meaning of SEA without WATER, There is no meaning of ME without U.
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Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...
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You are so sweet you myk da sug jealous, you are so hot you make the sun feel cold buh best of all you are so cute you make da teletubbies look evil
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Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
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Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love Hope that stirs your heart today
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As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral... As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end..
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hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
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The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
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Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity. Our higher potential finds us when we set our course in that direction. The power of love and compassion transforms insecurity.
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
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o eagle u can bite my whole body...u can taste my body from any place...but i request 2 you dont bite my eyes..bcoz my eyes has hope 2 meet my love....
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WHEN GOD WAS DEVIDING HIS ALL BLESINGS...I REQUESTED FOR UR LOVE FROM MY GOD....
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Our love is like a rainbow That?s created by the rain. It?s big and bright And always glows and never seems to drain
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one day he asked me how much u loves me...so i said stars are infinte
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Someone told me that my life will be beautiful,and now i kno that he was tru becoz U R BEAUTIFUL
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
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Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
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Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
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In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
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Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
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Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam ......
Presidency Collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa??
Ennathan 'Karunanithi'DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu
'AMMA' nu dhan kathum.
Nama adicha athu mottai,
Athuva vilundha athu sottai!
'Dye' ! na mandayila podurathu,
'Die' na mandaya podurathu
Thanniku lla kappal pona jolly...
Kappalkulla thanni pona gali...
Lover's day annaiki lover a kiss pannalam..
Ana Teacher's day annaiki teacher a kiss panna mudiyuma?
Odambula ethanai cell irundhalum athula "simcard" poda mudiyathu
Calenderla naama enna thethi kizhichomngarathu mukkiyam illa. Kizhicha thethiyila naama ennatha kizhichomngarathu than mukkiyam.
Pallu valina palla pudungalaam aana kannu vali na kanna pudungamudiyuma... :)
elephant mela namma ukandha savari elephant namma mela okandha oppari!!!!
Kaakaa kaa ..kaa nu katharadhala adha kaakaa-nu kupidarom..
Aana maadu maa .. maaa nu katharadhala adha mama-nu kupidamudiuma
Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum, ! Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum!!
Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!!
CREAM BISCUIT LA CREAM IRUKKUM NAAI BISCUITLA NAI IRUKKADU.
ULAGAM THERIYAMA VALRRAVAN VEGULY CRICKET THERIYAMA VILAYADURAVAN GANGULY.
Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum, Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa!!
Ghee roastla ghee irukkum, Paper roastla paper irukkuma!!
kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than varum....
lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalam...
aana school bagla school eduthuttu poga mudiyathu..
pacha molagala pachai irukkum aana kodamolagala kodaya irukkuma.
South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum.
Aaana, North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?!
Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa...........
Today's punch: Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma??
Ithu yeppudi iruku….
Why blood!!! Same blood!!!
Ippadi thana irukkum ennakkum!!! Itha naan padikkum pothu…
Retain this smile forever
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